A few of our favorite movie quotes from Academy ward winning actor Jack Nicholson.

• "You can't handle the truth!" .... as Colonel Jessup in A Few Good Men




• "Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" .... as the Joker in Batman




• " All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"..... as Jack Torrance in The Shining




• "All you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules." .... as Bobby Dupea in Five Easy Pieces




• "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!" .... as Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets




• "They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em" .... as George Hanson in Easy Rider




• "Do I ice her? Do I marry her?".... as Charlie Partana in Prizzi's Honor




• "Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods?" .... as Daryl Van Horne in The Witches of Eastwick




• "You need a lot of drinks...to kill that bug that you have up your ass" .... as Garrett Breedlove in Terms of Endearment




• "Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards" .... as Dr. Buddy Rydell in Anger Management